Comments on: Do You Think That Any Of These Science Fiction [stargate, Star Wars. Star Trek] Jokes Are Funny? Thanks!?

By: john j

john j — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:40:56 +0000

maybe..if i even watched or liked those shows it’d be funny. but its not really..

By: Karate Kid

Karate Kid — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:44:29 +0000

No. I do not think that they are funny.

By: Rahrah

Rahrah — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:36:30 +0000

Yes! Hehe,funny. Ha-ha-thump! I especially like the “there are always more than enough escape pods in Star Wars”,the duct tape line (duct tape is exactly like the force….),the Tribble bumper sticker,and all the Stargate jokes (there’s barely any of them that I’ve ever run into). Science Friction? Thanks!
P.S. Do you have anymore,especially Stargate?

By: Jack O'Neill

Jack O'Neill — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:41:02 +0000

I love them! Ha ha ha thump indeed! LOL!!!

By: artemis

artemis — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:37:16 +0000

I’d say about half of them were well worth my time, a quarter of them would have been worth my time if my friends hadn’t already beaten them to death, and a quarter of them just aren’t quite funny.
How many Ancients does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; Even controlling the weather is easy for them. Who needs a light bulb when one can move the sun?
The priors have decided that evil must not be allowed to fester in the light bulb, thus it must be replaced.
I totally agree with the Asgard and Tok’ra light bulb jokes.

By: Troy B

Troy B — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:46:01 +0000

I thought they were funny!!! Both Stargate and Star Wars rock!
“A Serpant guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard’s eyes glow. The Horus guard’s beak glistens. The Setesh guard’s nose…..drips.” —- You gotta love that Jaffa humour, cracks me up every time!!! I love the way Teal’c says it in the show!!!

By: dgtrkr

dgtrkr — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:23:56 +0000

I really enjoyed the light bulb jokes, but found most of the others a bit difficult to follow.

By: JimPetti

JimPetti — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:03:20 +0000

I thougt most were cute, some were funny. Depends on you sense of humor.

By: Papa WILL

Papa WILL — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:41:11 +0000

“Use the forks” – 4 out of 5
“Take me to your weeder” – 3 out of 5
“How many McKays” – 2.5 out of 5
“Nox, nox” – I didn’t get this one!
Jaffa / light bulb – 2 out of 5
Go’uld / light bulb – 2.5 out of 5
Tokrai / light bulb – 2 out of 5
Asgard / light bulb – 2 out of 5
ancient / light bulb – 2 out of 5
priors / light bulb – 2 out of 5
3 Jaffa meet – 2 out of 5
Star Wars vs Star Trek – 3 out of 5
“ha ha ha thump” – 2.5 out of 5
“Obi Wan Balogna” – 2 out of 5
“May the 4th be with you” – 3.5 out of 5 (borderline)
duct tape – 2.5 out of 5
“you know you’re lost” – 2 out of 5
physicists / light bulb – 2 out of 5
SG teams / light bulb – 2 out of 5
“how to make something work” – 2.5 out of 5
STNG April Fools – 3.5 out of 5
ST bumper stickers – 2.5 out of 5
“do you serve crabs” – 2.5 out of 5
“science friction” – 2.5 out of 5
Ori / light bulb – 1 out of 5
“the spoon” – 2.5 out of 5
“Darth Gator” – 2.5 out of 5
Star Wars better than Titanic – 2 out of 5
Spock’s ears – 3 out of 5
My advice: the 3.5 are “borderline” – use at your own risk. 3s should only be used with die-hard scifi fans. Don’t use the rest…..
Jim, http://www.life-after-harry-potter.com

By: Bet

Bet — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:37:56 +0000

Ok so maybe i’m a geek, but I really liked those. Some were funny, some were cute, but they were all cool.